Dane Cook gets goosed by a Pirate with a hook for a hand.

Life doesn't get much better than this: yet another Dane Cook movie. Did you know that for every one successful suicide attempt, there are 20 failed suicide attempts? So don't go about killing yourself too soon. Watch the movie first. Then consider the consequences.

This time, I bring you something new. Well, it's a Dane Cook movie from 0ldScratch . Yes, another one, but I've been pretty obsessed with SpastikChuwawa's films for a few days now. I seriously think that these films destroy the underlying purpose and point of Brickfilm-making... for all you budding Brickfilmers out there, please note that a good Brickfilm requires hard work and time put into the project.